Young Richard

"Dance, poop, dance."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:52:23 -0500

“Dance, poop, dance.”

- Young Richard watches the animated “poop” icon in Gtalk.

"You should have a bar-mitzvah theme for your wedding."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:07:38 -0500

“You should have a bar-mitzvah theme for your wedding.”

- Young Richard on Weddings.

Young Richard startled by the phone on his desk.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:33:00 -0500

Young Richard: Oh no, my phone is working again.
Young Richard: Someone plugged my phone back in.
Young Richard: Who plugged my phone back in?
Young Richard: [Answers phone]
Young Richard: Hello? Did you plug my phone back in?
Young Richard: Why'd you plug my phone back in?
Young Richard: [Hangs up]

"Blue is not natural in our world."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:30:15 -0500

“Blue is not natural in our world.”

- Young Richard’s response to Justin From The Future’s suggestion that he dye his hair blue.

"Sorry, I thought you had your headphones on."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:37:32 -0400

“Sorry, I thought you had your headphones on.”

- Young Richard apologizing to Norton after calling his mother sticky and gross.

Young Richard attempts to fight off a redheaded burglar with a...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:29:45 -0400

Young Richard attempts to fight off a redheaded burglar with a bag of rice cakes.

Young Richard has made himself at home in the new office. An...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:45:00 -0400

Young Richard has made himself at home in the new office. An entire post could be dedicated to YR’s desktop computer, which has been tortured to the point of looking like a car left in a bad neighborhood, stripped down and left sitting on cinder blocks.

In the first photo, see if you can find:

Turkish delight
A bottle of Coca Cola
R. Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet DVD Case
An empty plastic bag
A stick of RAM

"When you’ve been living with your girlfriend for 2 years, you can tell her to go sleep in the..."

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:12:33 -0400

“When you’ve been living with your girlfriend for 2 years, you can tell her to go sleep in the tub.”

- Young Richard explaining the benefits of living with his girlfriend.

"This porn don’t smell half as good as it looks."

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:25:30 -0400

“This porn don’t smell half as good as it looks.”

- Young Richard discussing the pitfalls of his brainchild, “smell-o-vision”, with a co-worker.

"No. I’m not mixing work with business, and it’s my business to play fantasy football."

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:19:46 -0400

“No. I’m not mixing work with business, and it’s my business to play fantasy football.”

- Young Richard responds to my request that he join the office fantasy football league.

Young Richard and Norton discuss Women

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:05:00 -0400

Norton: My ex-wife funnels all of her hatred towards me.
Young Richard: Yes, and you funnel it back to her in tidy monthly payments.

"You see this? I’ve got an itch that only a post-it can scratch."

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:22:07 -0400

“You see this? I’ve got an itch that only a post-it can scratch.”

- Young Richard explaining why he is scratching the top of his hand with a yellow post-it note.

"Don’t let Mike tell you what to do. You have a beard now, you’re your own man."

Tue, 19 May 2009 19:06:16 -0400

“Don’t let Mike tell you what to do. You have a beard now, you’re your own man.”

- Young Richard urging a reluctant co-worker to put together his Airzooka.

Young Richard got butt-cheeked. Thanks Ze Frank:...

Thu, 07 May 2009 11:33:50 -0400

Young Richard got butt-cheeked. Thanks Ze Frank: http://vimeo.com/4524587

Young Richard Blog: You move really fast.

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:24:23 -0400

Young Richard Blog: You move really fast.
Young Richard: Sometimes. When I want to. I save it all up for one fast movement a day.

"Sign up for a dentist? Everyone’s doing it."

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:59:30 -0400

“Sign up for a dentist? Everyone’s doing it.”

- Young Richard makes $25 for every patient he refers to his dentist.

"Cashbackr, leave out the “e” for savings."

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:53:14 -0400

“Cashbackr, leave out the “e” for savings.”

- Young Richard inventing a slogan for his favorite new service, http://www.cashbackr.com

"The rice cakes have turned on me."

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:00:33 -0500

“The rice cakes have turned on me.”

- YR, eyes watering, while choking on some rice cakes.

"A bunch of my friends have birthdays in February. That’s like 9 months from Cinco De Mayo."

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:49:09 -0500

“A bunch of my friends have birthdays in February. That’s like 9 months from Cinco De Mayo.”

- Young Richard on birthdays.

The Easter eggs have been there since Easter.

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:07:19 -0400

The Easter eggs have been there since Easter.