Young Richard

What are you thinkin about?

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 18:24:12 -0400

Young Michael: Hey YR, watcha thinkin about?
Young Richard: MEATBALL SLIDERS.

Coraline and YR Look for Dog Clothing Online

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:48:57 -0400

Coraline: Search for Penguin Sweater.
YR: That sounds dirty.

"Not as real feely as yesterday. No, not nearly."

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:18:18 -0400

“Not as real feely as yesterday. No, not nearly.”

- Yesterday, Young Richard refused to discuss the heat in any terms but “real feel,” so today, I asked him what the real feel was instead.

Young Richard and Pauly D throw around a foam football.

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 17:41:00 -0400

PD: Oh no, a football piece got into my cereal.
YR: We need to shave that football.
YR: We need to find a vegetable peeler.

"Ah ha! My conf file was all wrong! My conf! Mein Kampf!"

Thu, 26 May 2011 12:39:41 -0400

“Ah ha! My conf file was all wrong! My conf! Mein Kampf!”

- Young Richard discovers the source of his troubles this morning.

"I’m all alone this week. I’m going buy a bucket of chicken wings, cry a lot, and roll..."

Thu, 12 May 2011 13:54:05 -0400

“I’m all alone this week. I’m going buy a bucket of chicken wings, cry a lot, and roll around in filth.”

- YR explains what he’ll be doing while his girlfriend away for the week.

"Your brother looks like a cop, but a feminine cop. And you… you look like a man who..."

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 14:57:00 -0400

“Your brother looks like a cop, but a feminine cop. And you… you look like a man who likes… ice cream.”

- YR comments on a coworker’s new mustache.

"It’s like a finely chewed cigarette."

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 17:09:54 -0400

“It’s like a finely chewed cigarette.”

- Young Richard admires a mangled nerf dart.

"It will not be possible for 5 more minutes. But then the possible will be possible."

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 17:06:46 -0400

“It will not be possible for 5 more minutes. But then the possible will be possible.”

- Not clear what YR is talking about.

Jim's Baby.

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:25:17 -0500

Ron: Jim brings his baby to the bar.
YR: Is it a woman or a man baby?
Ron: I don't know.

"Did you show her our cooking videos? Or our cleaning videos?"

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:08:20 -0500

“Did you show her our cooking videos? Or our cleaning videos?”

- A coworker reported that a user complained that our site’s videos are aimed at men. Young Richard disagreed.

"Your wife and I…. have a deep intellectual relationship, Eric. BUT ONLY INTELLECTUAL, ERIC."

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 18:09:03 -0500

“Your wife and I…. have a deep intellectual relationship, Eric. BUT ONLY INTELLECTUAL, ERIC.”

- Young Richard explaining to Eric that he is the hero in his wife’s new romance novel.

"Your jinghole is not that good."

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 15:44:29 -0400

“Your jinghole is not that good.”

- Young Richard disapproves of OG’s jinghole.

Umbrella Jealousy

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:01:38 -0400

Kelly: Gary is jealous of my umbrella.
YR: [points at Gary]
YR: ...umbrellacy

"My hand is thirsty."

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:00:10 -0400

“My hand is thirsty.”

- Young Richard walks holding his hand out from under an umbrella.

"I can’t believe the only place to get Totinos is in Brooklyn… maybe the Supreme Rolls are just too..."

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 15:06:31 -0400

“I can’t believe the only place to get Totinos is in Brooklyn… maybe the Supreme Rolls are just too hard to find.”

- Young Richard, shocked that a co-worker has never tried Totinos pizza rolls, visits the website and searches for the nearest vendor of the Supreme Rolls

"Pumpkin seeds are pedestrian."

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:53:45 -0400

“Pumpkin seeds are pedestrian.”

- Young Richard loves pumpkin but hates pumpkin seeds.

"Oh no. And then the website hit on me after it said I was a girl."

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:37:29 -0400

“Oh no. And then the website hit on me after it said I was a girl.”

- Young Richard takes an online gender test.

In some circles, Young Richard’s desk would be considered...

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 11:45:31 -0400

In some circles, Young Richard’s desk would be considered modern art.

"This girl has a hard on. A heart on. A HEART ON. I WAS TRYING TO SAY HEART."

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:09:46 -0400

“This girl has a hard on. A heart on. A HEART ON. I WAS TRYING TO SAY HEART.”

- Young Richard commenting on a girl wearing a big heart on her shirt.