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Sep
20th
Tue
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What are you thinkin about?

  • Young Michael: Hey YR, watcha thinkin about?
  • Young Richard: MEATBALL SLIDERS.
Aug
10th
Wed
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Coraline and YR Look for Dog Clothing Online

  • Coraline: Search for Penguin Sweater.
  • YR: That sounds dirty.
Jul
19th
Tue
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Not as real feely as yesterday. No, not nearly.
— Yesterday, Young Richard refused to discuss the heat in any terms but “real feel,” so today, I asked him what the real feel was instead.
Jul
15th
Fri
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Young Richard and Pauly D throw around a foam football.

  • PD: Oh no, a football piece got into my cereal.
  • YR: We need to shave that football.
  • YR: We need to find a vegetable peeler.
May
26th
Thu
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Ah ha! My conf file was all wrong! My conf! Mein Kampf!
— Young Richard discovers the source of his troubles this morning.
May
12th
Thu
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I’m all alone this week. I’m going buy a bucket of chicken wings, cry a lot, and roll around in filth.
— YR explains what he’ll be doing while his girlfriend away for the week.
Apr
25th
Mon
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Your brother looks like a cop, but a feminine cop. And you… you look like a man who likes… ice cream.
— YR comments on a coworker’s new mustache.
Apr
6th
Wed
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It’s like a finely chewed cigarette.
— Young Richard admires a mangled nerf dart.
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It will not be possible for 5 more minutes. But then the possible will be possible.
— Not clear what YR is talking about.
Feb
10th
Thu
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Jim's Baby.

  • Ron: Jim brings his baby to the bar.
  • YR: Is it a woman or a man baby?
  • Ron: I don't know.
Jan
13th
Thu
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Did you show her our cooking videos? Or our cleaning videos?
— A coworker reported that a user complained that our site’s videos are aimed at men. Young Richard disagreed.
Nov
23rd
Tue
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Your wife and I…. have a deep intellectual relationship, Eric. BUT ONLY INTELLECTUAL, ERIC.
— Young Richard explaining to Eric that he is the hero in his wife’s new romance novel.
Oct
27th
Wed
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Your jinghole is not that good.
— Young Richard disapproves of OG’s jinghole.
Oct
4th
Mon
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Umbrella Jealousy

  • Kelly: Gary is jealous of my umbrella.
  • YR: [points at Gary]
  • YR: ...umbrellacy
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My hand is thirsty.
— Young Richard walks holding his hand out from under an umbrella.